- Poets can be somewhat "eccentric."
- They have deep conversations with Animals, clouds, birds and Grecian Urns.
- If you date a poet everyone will think you are the jerk they are writing about.
- You will be the jerk they are writing about.
- Poetry hands are really annoying and they use them all the time.
- Poetry hands are extremely contagious and you will use them all the time.
50 Reasons Not To Date A Poet
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